Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Someone please explain to me what this is

In a break from recent form, this little piece of flotsam is begging to be shared. I've begun a project of reading through all my old abandoned writing and scraps of discarded thoughts to see if there's anything salvageable.

And I have no idea what this is. Please enjoy.

eaten by jello
jello eaten by someone
someone eaten by giant
     jack kills giant
     jack eats giant
          because no one will take gold from him because he's a dirty rotten thief but they need food
cow eats jack
cow liquidated, melts in fire
sucked up by chicken
rotten eggs, no more gold
so leprechauns can't eat
leprechauns chop off chicken head
no more gold
no more rainbows
no more rain
no more clouds
sunny day
and that's why you ate the jello


  1. It reads like the production process of a snazzily advertised limited edition fast food menu item that then goes on to cause the zombie apocalypse and/or mange. No more gold(en arches), indeed.

    1. HAHA! Definitely a possibility. Do wish I'd date stamped this one.